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White male says minorities should only ride beasts of burden

A white male resident of Little Rock, Arkansas has sparked a storm of Twitter condemnation after proposing that racial minorities should not convey themselves...

Joe Biden found wandering naked near home

WILMINGTON, DE: Joe Biden finally made an appearance from his long seclusion last night, but not one his campaign is celebrating. Police responding to...

Faces of the base

"Donald Trump has been the worst president this country has ever had. And I don't say that hyperbolically. He is... "When you listen to the...

Conway donnybrook: mutual assault charges filed

WASHINGTON, D.C.: Police have taken George and Kellyanne Conway into protective custody after responding to another domestic disturbance call at the D.C. power couple’s...

Antifa interview: Disband the Blue!

by Harlin Dongbetter It was another sweltering, Venus-like day in humid Austin, portending another Long Hot Summer, I thought, as hundreds of George Floyd marchers...

Op-ed: The Deep State fangs of Remdesivir

R. Gordon Dalrymple Here in the palatial editorial penthouse offices of the Toast, ennui and consternation have reigned — fatigue with coronavirus and the infoglut...

New study: Trump better than baboon

DARTMOUTH: A new study by the University of Massachusetts has determined that President Trump scores far worse on intelligence and literacy than most presidents,...

ANTSOCIA: Radical Capitalist militants take to the streets

At a folk music festival in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park last weekend, Deirdre Carpenter was manning a Bernie Sanders campaign-sponsored voter registration table with her...

Gun sales plummet with spread of coronavirus

American gun retailers, hard hit in recent years by the absence of a Democratic president threatening to curtail Second Amendment rights, were hoping presidential...

Pence: Prayer will bust the socialist coronavirus

WASHINGTON: Virus czar Mike Pence at a press conference today: “Let’s get one thing straight: the novel coronavirus is, essentially, a socialist pathogen designed...

Bloomberg to mail $200 checks to remaining primary voters

NEW YORK: Following his poor delegate harvest on Super Tuesday, Michael Bloomberg will begin mailing out $200 checks next week to every registered Democratic...

Air Force One tagged in LA

After a late night stopover in LA following his return from India, Donald Trump was scheduled to fly back to D.C. this morning, but...

Stunning UFO-in-tornado video ruined by selfie syndrome

Bryan Ferguson was traveling on the I-35 highway near Ardmore, Oklahoma when he witnessed what could have been a prize-winning video — a UFO...

The Great Pundit Debate: Is Bernie more Nazi or Communist?

After Chuck Todd identified Bernie Sander’s online supporters as a “digital brownshirt brigade” and Chris Matthews compared Bernie’s surge to Hitler’s 1940 conquest of...

Traitorous American “smart” drone defects to Iran

American defense officials are choking on crow as Iranian leaders brag that a USAF “smart” drone has defected to Iran of its own volition,...

FBI Report: Epstein strangled himself with bare hands

NEW YORK: The FBI has released a preliminary report on the sudden death of Jeffrey Epstein in the Metropolitan Correctional Center Saturday morning, concluding...

New national holiday: Dia de los Muellertos

ALBUQUERQUE, NM: The Democratic National Committee has unilaterally declared a new national holiday, Dia de los Muellertos, to be celebrated every July 24th on...