Hacked! Melania and Stormy’s secret email chat

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Anonymous has hacked an encrypted email account used by Melania Trump, who began reaching out to Stormy Daniels this past summer, including this exchange in August:

MELANIA: Have you thought about it?

STORMY: Yes. But I don’t think I can do it.

MELANIA: But we can! We dye our hair, I get boob job, you wear tight halter, Hollywood makeup plus Botox. I pay for everything!

STORMY: But I’d have to speak with your accent all the time.

MELANIA: No, I hardly ever speak. Maybe once every six months. Is it money? I double it — $260,000.

STORMY: I’d have to go to all those events and act like I cared about shit?

MELANIA: $520,000.

STORMY: I’d have to fuck him again.

MELANIA: $1 Million!

STORMY: But he’d know. Our bodies are different.

MELANIA: He wouldn’t notice or care. It’s always from behind, he never looks at my face.

STORMY: Yeeesh, I remember. Butt-humped by a sweaty walrus. Does he eat cheeseburgers with you?

MELANIA: I have wiped dribbled mustard and onions off my back after.

STORMY: Yeeesh.

MELANIA: Name your price!

STORMY: You’d have to perform in my videos.

MELANIA: Better than the Walrus.

STORMY: … OK. $5 million?

MELANIA: One month’s allowance. It’s a deal!

STORMY: When do we switch?

MELANIA: ASAP. Before I lose my fucking mind.