Tuesday, January 21, 2020
WASHINGTON: A disgruntled staffer working on Hillary’s 2020 Campaign says “she’s definitely running again,” but he’s worried about the new campaign theme: Nuke Putin! “She’s really itching for revenge against Putin for stealing the last election, and Putin knows it,”...
Heeding the prayers of a Southern Baptist church worried about the new nuclear arms race, Jesus Christ expedited his return to Earth 48 hours ago — but He never made it past outer orbit. In a blinding halo of light,...

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