Saturday, August 17, 2019
ALBUQUERQUE, NM: The Democratic National Committee has unilaterally declared a new national holiday, Dia de los Muellertos, to be celebrated every July 24th on the anniversary of counsel Robert Mueller’s disappointing testimony before congress. Although Robert Mueller is still clinically...
Heeding the prayers of a Southern Baptist church worried about the new nuclear arms race, Jesus Christ expedited his return to Earth 48 hours ago — but He never made it past outer orbit. In a blinding halo of light,...

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