Sunday, September 27, 2020
by Wendy Dimpleman Geraldine Garza is proudly pregnant, despite not having a womb or any of the plumbing usually necessary to spawn a child. He — or “zie” as he prefers to be called — confesses to having traditional male...
WILMINGTON, DE: Joe Biden finally made an appearance from his long seclusion last night, but not one his campaign is celebrating. Police responding to a suspicious person call found the presidential candidate wandering blocks from his home, confused and...
Bryan Ferguson was traveling on the I-35 highway near Ardmore, Oklahoma when he witnessed what could have been a prize-winning video — a UFO captured by a mammoth tornado — had his head not obscured most of the critical...
American defense officials are choking on crow as Iranian leaders brag that a USAF “smart” drone has defected to Iran of its own volition, after launching a retaliatory strike on Mike Pompeo yesterday. After a secret mission in Iraq to...
TAMPA, FL: A 7-month-old toddler is safe tonight after nearly being swallowed by a 12-ft. alligator, but the child’s naked trans rescuer lost her own life afterwards in a freak accident. As Hurricane Hector closed in on the west Florida...
LAREDO, TX: Nancy Pelosi boldy deployed on the front lines of the immigration non-crisis this morning, personally manning a “Spark of Divinity” taco stand at the Mexican border in Laredo, Texas. Julían Castro and Beto O’Rourke worked the smoky...
The music industry has been rocked by the revelation that 92% of hip-hop songs in the last five years have used the exact same lyrics — or what has passed for lyrics. The discovery was made by Byron Pflugerblatt, a...
Anonymous has hacked an encrypted email account used by Melania Trump, who began reaching out to Stormy Daniels this past summer, including this exchange in August: MELANIA: Have you thought about it? STORMY: Yes. But I don’t think I can do...
WASHINGTON: Diplomatic shockwaves rebound after a haywire F-35 flown by the French air force crashed into the Eiffel Tower on Tuesday. The pilot was on a routine NATO exercise southwest of Paris when the plane spontaneously ejected him and darted...
TRENTON, NJ: Chris Christie was swallowed whole by a giant python over the weekend, but managed to self-rescue for poetic comeuppance. The former New Jersey governor was sunbathing in the backyard of his Mendham home when the 17-ft. long snake,...

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