Monday, December 10, 2018
NEW YORK: A secretive surgical team at New York’s Mt. Sinai hospital announced the first successful brain transplant today. Kept under wraps until the outcome was certain, the controversial operation was performed three months ago. The recipient, 18-yr.-old Duquante Jackson,...
RALEIGH, NC: Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are cooling it in a Raleigh, North Carolina jail after trying to enter a Democratic Party “pre-convention” strategy powwow. Private guards hired by the DNC arrested Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez as they arrived in the...
DALLAS: A Texas elementary school teacher has been fired after forcing her students to watch an excruciatingly dull soccer match in its entirety. Marilyn Kreggs, a fifth-grade social studies teacher at the Eli Patterson school in Watauga, acknowledged that she...
WASHINGTON: President Trump and Kim Jong Un’s recent bromance in Singapore went far deeper than the world knows, the NSA revealed today in a stunning exposé that could derail American-North Korean detente — or stoke it red hot, if...
LOS ANGELES: Winning two Best Actor Oscars, a slew of other awards and being cherished as one of America’s best-loved actors over the past three decades would seem to be enough validation for most Hollywood stars. But not Tom...

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