Wednesday, November 21, 2018
WASHINGTON: The National Institute for Standards in Truth (NIST) issued the final update of its 9/11 investigation today, announcing that all anomalies troubling 9/11 Truther loons have been rationalized, thanks to new evidence provided by NASA. “They can all...
WASHINGTON: After a contentious trial, a federal judge has approved the Washington Post and New York Times’ merger with the Dept. of Defense. Judge Samuel Harveston agreed that the merger was necessary for the beleaguered companies to survive. Declining ad...
WASHINGTON: Frustrated with the tedious, piecemeal approach to enforcing American will abroad, the House and Senate have approved a sweeping bill imposing sanctions against all 195 nations on Earth. Having to craft a sanctions bill for every individual miscreant nation...
WASHINGTON: To better manage collateral damage remediation in overseas operations, the Pentagon has created a new Tactical Empathy And Regret Service (TEARS), to be headed by Army Captain Jiao Cheng. Before immigrating to the U.S. three years ago, Ms....
WASHINGTON: A secret report by all 17 U.S. intelligence agencies concludes that Vladimir Putin has been fueling global warming to make the Russia the supreme global hegemon in the near future. A senior intelligence officer whom we cannot name, citing...
WASHINGTON: The CIA has revealed bombshell proof that Vladimir Putin personally infiltrated the Democratic National Convention to destroy the candidacy of Hillary Clinton. "We crowd sourced photo analyses of the convention with our rival agencies” said one CIA official,...

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