Wednesday, May 12, 2021
Ratcheting up the mystery of strange monoliths appearing in Utah, Romania and California recently, a fourth monolith was discovered standing in the nation’s Capitol Building last night by a clean-up crew, set squarely on the dais in the congressional...
A white male resident of Little Rock, Arkansas has sparked a storm of Twitter condemnation after proposing that racial minorities should not convey themselves in any vehicle using an internal combustion engine. Byron Beigehaut confesses that his “white fragility” was...
WASHINGTON: After a grueling day of American Enterprise Institute sessions, John Bolton and Max Boot retired to a bar in D.C.’s Adams Morgan area for a round of drinks when “all Hell broke loose,” says Bolton. Witnesses say the two...
Heeding the prayers of a Southern Baptist church worried about the new nuclear arms race, Jesus Christ expedited his return to Earth 48 hours ago — but He never made it past outer orbit. In a blinding halo of light,...
SAN ANTONIO: Jordon Wallenda, of the famous stunt clan the Flying Wallendas, was seriously injured yesterday after answering his phone while attempting a high-wire crossing over the Paseo del Río. The 16-year-old great grandson of Karl Wallenda was about halfway...

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