Ft. Lauderdale CPA Harold Danforth survived a near-fatal car crash on November 24, 2000 before lapsing into a vegetative coma for the next 20 years. Last Sunday, caretakers were shocked to see him miraculously coming out of the coma.
Family...
BELLINGHAM, WA: An award-wining chef has been fired from his job at a 4-star restaurant and dismissed from hosting a popular local TV cooking show after perpetrating a racist soup recipe.
For an episode of his show, chef Daniel Troutwater,...
CHAPPAQUA, NY: Rocked by the spotlight on his 26 documented trips aboard billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s private “Lolita Express” jet, Bill Clinton held a press conference today to “come clean” about his role in the scandal.
“One thing I learned...
by Harlin Dongbetter
A school district in Texas has begun a radical new program to deter school shooters, called FIRE — Firearm Imminent Rescue and Escape. Every classroom in the district will be equipped with a Glock 9mm pistol in...
WASHINGTON: A disgruntled staffer working on Hillary’s 2020 Campaign says “she’s definitely running again,” but he’s worried about the new campaign theme: Nuke Putin!
“She’s really itching for revenge against Putin for stealing the last election, and Putin knows it,”...
LONDON: Workers repairing Guildford Castle have discovered an actual razor used by William of Occam — only not for the purposes he is widely known for.
The rusty folding razor was unearthed in a pit below a collapsed floor, amidst...
WASHINGTON: A conspiracy theorist researching the JFK assassination was astounded to learn that the National Archives has lost the infamous “Magic Bullet” that wounded the president and Texas governor John Connally. Known as Warren Commission exhibit CE-399, the deadly...
